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You Have My Heart and My Ass Candle, Funny Valentine's Gift for Boyfriend Husband, Couples Humor Soy Candle, Anniversary Gift, 9oz

You Have My Heart and My Ass Candle, Funny Valentine's Gift for Boyfriend Husband, Couples Humor Soy Candle, Anniversary Gift, 9oz

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Warm light, clean-burning soy wax, and a label that says what you’re really thinking — the “You Have My Heart and My Ass” candle is made for couples who keep love honest and laughter close. It’s bold, affectionate, and just irreverent enough to feel personal. Hand-poured in the USA, this 9 oz soy candle burns evenly for 50–60 hours, filling your space with carefully blended fragrance. Choose from fresh, cozy, or romantic scent options like Sea Salt + Orchid, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, or an unscented version when you want nothing but glow. Housed in a reusable glass jar with a sleek black lid, it looks great on a nightstand, shelf, or countertop. Once the candle is finished, the jar cleans easily and becomes a planter, pen holder, or everyday décor piece. Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or just-because gifts, this candle is a playful way to say “you’re my person” — no filter, no fluff, just love with personality. ✨ Key Features Funny Romantic Candle – A bold, cheeky message perfect for couples with a sense of humor Clean-Burning Soy Wax – Vegan, non-toxic soy blend with no parabens or phthalates Long-Lasting Burn – Enjoy approximately 50–60 hours of steady candlelight Multiple Scent Options – Choose from 12 fragrances including Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest, Sea Salt + Orchid, Clean Cotton, or Unscented 100% Cotton Wick – Even, low-soot burn for a cozy, consistent glow Reusable Glass Jar – Stylish vessel with black lid; repurpose after burning Made in the USA – ASTM-compliant and crafted with premium fragrance oils
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