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Merry Christmas Asshole Candle, Funny Holiday Gift for Friends or Coworkers | Hand-Poured Soy Candle | 9 Scents | Hilarious Christmas Candle
Merry Christmas Asshole Candle, Funny Holiday Gift for Friends or Coworkers | Hand-Poured Soy Candle | 9 Scents | Hilarious Christmas Candle
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Light up your holidays with laughter and warmth with our Merry Christmas Asshole candle — the ultimate funny Christmas gift for friends, coworkers, or family. Perfect for anyone who loves a mix of humor and cozy ambiance, this candle will have everyone grinning from ear to ear.
Each candle is hand-poured with 100% soy wax and features a cotton wick for a clean, even burn. Designed with a festive holiday label featuring Santa and a Christmas tree, it’s equal parts hilarious and charming.
Choose from 9 incredible scents — from the crisp freshness of Clean Cotton and Sea Salt + Orchid to the sweet spice of Apple Harvest and Cinnamon Vanilla. There’s even an Unscented option for those who just want to enjoy the laugh without the fragrance.
With its sleek, clear glass jar, this candle adds a modern touch to any holiday décor. Perfect for Secret Santa exchanges, funny stocking stuffers, or as a lighthearted gift for someone who loves Christmas with a side of sarcasm.
😂 A Candle with Attitude:
Say it how it is this Christmas with our Merry Christmas Asshole candle! The perfect mix of sass and festivity, it’s an unforgettable gift that will make your friends, coworkers, and siblings burst out laughing.
🎄 Festive, Funny, & Heartfelt:
Hand-poured with 100% natural soy wax for a clean, even burn. This candle delivers warm holiday vibes and a big dose of humor—ideal for those who love sarcasm and the smell of Christmas cheer.
🕯 Available in 9 Irresistible Scents:
Choose from Clean Cotton, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Christmas Warmth, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, or Unscented. Every scent captures the cozy spirit of the holidays.
🎁 Ready-to-Gift Design:
Comes beautifully labeled and ready to gift right out of the box. Perfect for Secret Santa, office parties, or that one friend who deserves a laugh (and maybe a candle to chill out).
✨ Long Burn, Premium Quality:
Each candle provides 50–60 hours of burn time. Eco-friendly soy wax with cotton wicks ensures it burns clean, slow, and smoke-free for maximum enjoyment all season long.
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